toyota:

When you’re with the squad and you open  a bag of chips
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toastoat:

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????

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irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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hummousexual:

hayiey:

this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen

She is so pretty AHHH

(Source: voguememoirs, via tamb0ner)

thatsqualitystuff:


jonisspiffy:


THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING


THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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