saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

(via pizza)

Baby’s first words :)

memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)

(via jerkidiot)

goddiva:

The year is 2020. Robin Thicke’s ten year old son is writing a poem for school. Stumped, the child turns to his father, “Dad, what rhymes with ‘hug me’?” A single tear roles down Robin Thicke’s face as he is confronted with the one question he will never be able to answer.

(via jerkidiot)

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

(via zackisontumblr)

officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via pizza)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via taz2short)